Ok, that's a fair question. I am 40 years old and live in the Carribean with Penny, my beautiful wife of six years and our five cats.

I have been a Retail Store Manager, a Chef, a Construction worker, a Waiter and a Baker. I've also been a Software Support Technician and I have a Web Designer Certification.

I am in the envious position of being able to retire from the working world at the moment, due in no small part to my wife's employer who has allowed her to work remotely from our island paradise.

Were I looking for work, I suppose that I'd be looking in the Web Page design field, writing HTML and JavaScript code for a living.